my mom is a comic goldmine and also a pothead

Caitlin:oh sarah palin is like you...smoked pot and didn't like it

!

Mom: did i say i didn't like it?

Caitlin: every time you've ever talked about it

Mom: lol

you forgot born in a hospital in idaho!

Caitlin: apparently you were not being truthful

oh yeah...you guys are pretty much soul mates

Mom: except for one or 2 things

Caitlin: haha

including, apparently, your enjoyment of marijuana

Mom: notice i am not asking you

Caitlin: don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to!

Mom: really

did you ask your dad?

Caitlin: yeah once, he said no

he was also lying

Mom: i didn't lie