Showing posts with label conversations with my mother. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conversations with my mother. Show all posts

Monday, November 3, 2008

my mom is a comic goldmine and also a pothead

Caitlin:oh sarah palin is like you...smoked pot and didn't like it
!
Mom: did i say i didn't like it?
Caitlin: every time you've ever talked about it
Mom: lol
you forgot born in a hospital in idaho!
Caitlin: apparently you were not being truthful
oh yeah...you guys are pretty much soul mates
Mom: except for one or 2 things
Caitlin: haha
including, apparently, your enjoyment of marijuana
Mom: notice i am not asking you
Caitlin: don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to!
Mom: really
did you ask your dad?
Caitlin: yeah once, he said no
he was also lying
Mom: i didn't lie

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Your own personal hell

Mom: i got tired of the pile on my desk and dumped it in a box--:(
so now i have to sort the box
me: hahaha
i'm sorry
2:30 PM Mom: when i die and go to hell i am sure it will be a place with papers to deal with
2:31 PM me: ha mine would be filled with supervisors and awkward people
oh, wait...


What is your personal hell?